Steak and Knobber Day is Coming – Spread the Word

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We are determined to stand up for equality and help to promote Steak & Knobber Day until every red-blooded man, woman, and legally aged appropriate person has accepted this holiday for what it stands for: Truth, Justice, and the American Way! Don’t discount the validity of Steak and Knobber Day just because it hasn’t been around for centuries. All truly great things happen over time, and our time is now!

How can you be a part of history in the making? Just follow these simple steps, and you too can be a part of a growing nation of happy, satisfied individuals that are just looking for a little compassion, a nice steak, and a brief oral acknowledgment for being a great companion. We know that change is difficult (isn’t that right President Obama) and therefore we have made this as simple as possible. The whole message is right there in the title!

Steak & Knobber Day is celebrated on March 20th each year, following the much more popular Valentine’s Day Celebration. Some experts claim that Valentine’s Day originated from St. Valentine, a Roman who was martyred for refusing to give up Christianity. He died on February 14, 269 A.D., the same day that had been devoted to love lotteries. I doubt that I could come up with an ancient Roman named Steak Knobber, of which I could devise a creative story that would lead nations to celebrate with meat and oral pleasure so I will just pick up the torch where I found it and keep on running.

If you got something sweet on Valentine’s Day this year, please take a moment to remember how thoughtful your guy was. He didn’t question the logic, rationality, or even the cost of fulfilling his obligation to you. He did it with a smile and under the premise of True Love. Now think about returning this generous gesture on his part with a little something of your own. We will give you a reminder next February 14 when Valentine’s Day rolls around again. When you notice all the red hearts and jewelry ads popping up promoting  February 14 just take a moment to mark your calendar with a little red heart of your own on March 20. Put a big S&K Day in the center of that red heart, and make his day something special.

With the holidays quickly approaching, it is the perfect time to get your S&K Day merchandise! Get her an “I Love My Husband” T-Shirt or the adorable “Steak & Knobber Day” Classic Thong directly from this link.

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One Response to “Steak and Knobber Day is Coming – Spread the Word”
  1. Anna says:

    The Day Laughter Died in San Diego at 101.5 KGB.

    You might ask yourself, “Who Came Up With This Wonderful Holiday?” Well it was a the members of a morning radio show, Dave Rickards, Shelly Dunn and Cookie Chainsaw Randolph.

    101.5 KGB listeners were told that the DSC “were no longer on the air” at the classic rock station at the beginning of this year.

    Best email quote: “Damn. This is the sign. “Radio as we know it, is officially dead now.””

    While there are many rumors on where Dave Rickards, Shelly Dunn, Cookie Chainsaw Randolph, along with Chris Boyer and Ruth 66 may be going …. it’s a Stay Tuned for now.

    This is terrible news… I feel like I’ve lost family members. See you wherever you surface DSC…
    Love you guys… love your show!!!! Clear Channel Communications SUCKS!!!.

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